i get the feeling I've been cheated

[satyrica]

satyrica is a Human-Sized Lizard that Hovers Eerily, has a single Horn on its Forehead and a Long, Prehensile Tongue, and is Sensitive to Noise. Strength: 3 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 2 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat satyrica, enter your name and choose an attack: fights satyrica using Strength Agility Intelligence

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[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

reindeerflotila is a Giant Bee that has a Long Neck, and can Leap Great Distances. Strength: 3 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat reindeerflotila, enter your name and choose an attack: fights reindeerflotila using Strength Agility Intelligence

[omentide.livejournal.com]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Omentide

Be afraid, be very afraid !!!!

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

lapinenoireuk is a Giant Robot that spits Ice, dissolves in Water, has a Terrible Roar, and is Wreathed with Flames and Covered with a Thick Slime. Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat lapinenoireuk, enter your name and choose an attack: fights lapinenoireuk using Strength Agility Intelligence

Giant hopping robots .......... the terror, the terror

Re: Be afraid, be very afraid !!!!

[omentide.livejournal.com]

omentide is a Tiny Squid that emits Ultrasonic Screams, has an Extra Head, is Radioactive, and can Change Colour and Fly.


And the tiny little squid beat you all up!

Re: Be afraid, be very afraid !!!!

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

It's the colour changing wot did it .... grossly unfair

I shall write to my MP and complain

Re: Be afraid, be very afraid !!!!

[omentide.livejournal.com]

I can't help thinking it is somewhat politically incorrect to object to my colour. Even if it does keep changing.

It is a commonly known fact that squids are genetically programmed to change colour according to their mood.

They also look a bit like Great Old Ones, a fact that was deliberately left out of the description on account of the fact that this might frighten other monsters unfairly.

[wyldcard.livejournal.com]

Wyldcard is a Tiny Robot that shoots Laser Beams, dissolves in Water, carries a Ray Gun, and is Poisonous and Blind. Strength: 1 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Wyldcard, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Wyldcard using Strength Agility Intelligence

[satyrica.livejournal.com]

okay, you almost got as bad a deal as me, but at least you're bright! Blind, but bright.